5 Things Not To Say In An Audio Guest Book Message At A Wedding
It might seem obvious but there’s always one isn’t there?!
You're at your best mate’s wedding and feeling a little bit tipsy. Now would be the perfect time to saunter over and leave your hilarious message on the fun-looking audio guest book in the corner, right?
You want to say something memorable, something that will make your friends laugh when they hear it... but trust me, there are some things you definitely should not say because chances are, your mildly offensive joke might sound harsh in amongst the congratulations and well wishes . And remember, whatever it is you say, will be frozen in time and replayed over and over again. Scary huh?
Here are five things to avoid when leaving your audio guest book message:
1. "I've always thought that you could do better."
No, just no. It doesn't matter if you're trying to be funny – you don’t want to induce any tiny element of self-doubt that someone might have, especially on what is meant to be a super-special day.
2. "I hope this one lasts longer than your last relationship!"
Bringing up past relationships in your audio guest book message is a major no-no. Keep the focus on the present and future, and leave any previous relationships out of the conversation. The idea is to celebrate the couple's love, not dredge up old history that they might not want to be reminded of.
3. "Babies next!"
Ah, yes, nothing like a little pressure about future offspring to spice up an audio guest book message. Let's steer clear of any intrusive comments that could make the couple feel like they're already falling short on expectations. Instead, opt for a classic wish for a lifetime of happiness together.
4. "I’ve always fancied you…"
Ew! Even if it’s true, now is not the time. Weddings can cause people to purge their feelings but keep your oversharing to yourself. You might mean it as a compliment but it’s just going to pals feel weird and you are probably going to regret it and not be able to take it back.
5. Anything remotely offensive…
Remember, you are being recorded so anything you say will not go away, and it might not land very well in the cold light of day. Leave your message early on in the evening. If your humour is usually a bit close to the bone, it might be best to choose your words wisely before you get too pissed.
So there you have it – five things to steer clear of when leaving your audio guest book message at a wedding. Think heartfelt well-wishes, warm words, and a touch of humor that doesn’t cross a line. Nobody wants their wedding memories to include cringe-inducing audio messages, and you don’t want to be that person. Trust me, I’ve been there. Keep it classy, keep it kind, and make sure your message makes them laugh or smile, not wince!